@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning
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@dreamthievin: I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie
@RalstonReports: Good news, everyone. I was robbed last night. But I confronted the robber and he agreed to set up a joint robbery task force with me.
@treydayway: Nobody associated with Pizza Hut better say anything controversial. I need my stuff crust pizza