@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning
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@E_lok44: Based on the amount of animal hair, clinging to your t-shirt, I'm going to pass on your homemade cookies, thank you.
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
@bmarked21: Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture.
@Playing4Second: I'm probably at my sexiest when I'm moving my head around trying to see if it's a smudge on my sunglasses or an eye floaty