@pleatedjeans: Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning
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@bridger_w: Guy in the dressing room next to mine: "I don't want to get blood on these pants." I want to reply, "Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"
@CherBear162: I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with.
@a_olivia4212: We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.