@Only_Fast_Eddie: Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
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@BoogTweets: Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love.
@Thee1_4U: The snow in the front yard is melting and so far I've found 3 unopened beers. *Adds party planner to résumé*
@MartaEffing: I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire.