@Only_Fast_Eddie: Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
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@_Kim_Jongun: How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
@msbtx: "Snitches get stitches," I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets.