@TheSnideOne: Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
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@RealPrincessKim: Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, "You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"
@theshantilly: Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me "Where the hell are you?"