@TheSnideOne: Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
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@1followernodad: Even getting salmonella from cookie dough would not convince me that you can get salmonella from cookie dough
@AlexRogaski: The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order
@GaryJanetti: I hope one day to have the chance to whisper "what's she doing here?" to the person next to me at a funeral.