@SergioValenCo: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
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@Terry_maximo: [funeral] *walks up to give eulogy* *pulls notes out of pocket* "Frank was a weirdo that bit his toenails." *folds notes* *sits back down*
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know.
@flashember: The microwave was invented in 1946 when an enraged toddler demanded his food be locked in a revolving prison and destroyed by lasers.