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@Demented_Jokes: Always remember.... A mirror never lies.
@darkmatter_wimp: Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this:
There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
@ThisLocalHater: I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did.
@ThisOneSayz: Unlike in Westworld, "freeze all motor functions" does not stop my 3yo from trying to wash my phone in the toilet.
@PJTLynch: By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
@AceMakesWords: "Easter?" HERE