@MarcusTheToken: Always remember the first move in every fight...punch to the balls.
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@dadamantium: 4: Let's hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, "Come here, Turkeys!" I might be raising Elmer Fudd.
@MoistPork: I just typed "relationship" and it came up "delusional" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart.
@joerogan: This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.