@PanicRestroom: Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
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@zorgod: I fear one day my gf will figure out every romantic thing I say to her is a line from Brokeback Mountain.
@NotJPo: I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems.
@TeeJayRush: Laughing at your mistakes could lengthen your life. Laughing at your spouse's mistakes WILL shorten it...
@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.