@PanicRestroom: Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
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@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
@lachlan: Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year.
@TheEllenShow: I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire.