@shopkins776: Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
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@TheTweetOfGod: Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?
@itswrigley: I never did think of myself as beautiful, terribly attractive, yes, but not beautiful.
@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
@PeaceInTruth1: Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.