@shopkins776: Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
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@danjan13: Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday
@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@MollySneed: I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.