@MooseAllain: Always the barmaid, never the bar.
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@audipenny: Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now
@OutOfLeftField_: I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."
@thenatewolf: Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes