@MooseAllain: Always the barmaid, never the bar.
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@RealCarrotFacts: You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot
@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, "Christ speaking", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome.
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@KeetPotato: [wife comes home from work] "why havent you done any of the things i asked you to" [the dog walks past dressed as a policeman] ive been busy