@MooseAllain: Always the barmaid, never the bar.
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@trojansauce: [watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?
@DannyZuker: "I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.