@bazlyons: 'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride' is good advice for any best man.
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@iBrowniEd: Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape.
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@MrFornicator: A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
@krustythe_klown: Sites that are selling my tweets for money.1. Twitter2. FavStar3. Funny Tweeter <3 you guys!