@Reverend_Scott: Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her.
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@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
@KizerBillhelm: It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.
@kcmoore51: *puts arm around you* You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl. *steals your pizza*