@Reverend_Scott: Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her.
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@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?
@SuperRandomish: Fun prank: Just leave random "I'm sorry I hit your car" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent.
@dorsalstream: Help! Lots of manta rays have washed up on the beach! DISCUS CHAMPION: [rising from his towel] I've trained my whole life for this moment.
@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.