@Girliegurll: Always trust your dog's first impression of someone.
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@chairmanMAO_92: Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock...
@AngrEdmontonian: *puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman