@brandonIee: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
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@reczit: Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM.
@Try2StopME: Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples.
@sofarrsogud: 'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture.
@robfee: Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*