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@tiemoose: am i a vampire? i :

- look great in black
- won't come to your home unless formally invited
- avoid natural sunlight at all costs
- will die if stabbed through the heart with a stake

am i a vampire? i :

– look great in black
– won’t come to your home unless formally invited
– avoid natural sunlight at all costs
– will die if stabbed through the heart with a stake

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