@NurseMurderer: Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*
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@McSwtrvst: *genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
@marebytes: I'd have more respect for the weather man if he just got on camera & said "I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine -go outside & look"
@SwedishCanary: I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving