@NurseMurderer: Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*
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@NotJPo: Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else.
@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.
@hippieswordfish: ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help