@NurseMurderer: Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*
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@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
@underchilde: [At neighbor's barbecue] Neighbor: How would you like your steak? Me: At my house with no any company.
@robdelaney: Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death.