@ScorpionDong: Hangs a sign on front door that says "Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb" to deter burglars
@sara_ashlynn: My daughter said, "You're the best mommy ever!"
I'm really proud that she's learning sarcasm at such a young age.
@OneFunnyMummy: Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them.
@Dawn_M_: Age 10: I'm going to be a rockstar
Age 20: I might learn an instrument someday
Age 30: I hope a piano lands on me
@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side*
*Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*
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