@rachelle_mandik: am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise
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@fro_vo: Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker