@heathesauruss: Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are
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@AudreyPorne: Winter sex: "Let's do this". *slowly takes off all three pairs of rugby socks, wipes nose, continues to take off more socks*
@PinkCamoTO: "Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
@MichaelTrying: My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited.
@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.