@CrystalMoon214: Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. "Running Man","Mustang Bob", "Blue truck dude"
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@SCbchbum: The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize.
@TheOneTrueDisco: If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work.
@llvvzz: If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem.
@jake_lach: <-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking