@ThisOneSayz: Am I winning or losing at parenting if my 3yo says, "ooohhh chicken nuggets!" as I pull up to the security booth at a gated community?
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@michel_lesann: 10 years of ninja training, and now all I use it for is to quietly unwrap candies when the kids are in the other room.
@MavenofHonor: Saw a woman leave her dog in the car, engine running, air on. He watched her from the front seat for a moment and then drove away
@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job
@radtoria: my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks