@richardosman: Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon.
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@DamienFahey: I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, "We legally had to do this."
@ObviouslyJustMe: Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
@Cheeseboy22: If I worked at a wax museum, I think a good joke would be to put a wick coming out of all of their heads.