@richardosman: Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon.
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@eminmien: AMULET: Touch me, and be cursed for eternity!! ME: [picks it up] I feel fine. AMULET: uh, I'm trying but- I can't make ur life any worse.
@TheToddWilliams: [interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words