@seamusmckracken: One day my dad was outside watching a thunder and lightning storm and my mom brought him a metal chair to sit in.
A love story
@longwall26: To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*
@Douchekevin: Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird.
@caseytduncan: But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???
@daplusk: Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.
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