@GhostPanther: Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid.
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@RandiLawson: I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!