@radtoria: amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like "yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"
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@ceejoyner: Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares.
@TomTheWicked: Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it.
@Lisa_Laughs_: You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.
@sarcasticmommy4: Summer vacation would probably be a little more relaxing if these kids were vacationing somewhere else.