@StellaRtwot: Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe
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@kelkulus: It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. "This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."
@mellimelle: In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods.
@MelvinofYork: I asked a friend if he’d eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked “From whose dog?” I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor.