@StellaRtwot: Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe
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@realHamOnWry: Dogs are the best listeners. They always look interested and never interrupt your story with how the same thing happened to them.
@EndhooS: Boss "Are you high?" Me "If I was high could I do this?" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"
@_Mo_lee_: Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck
@dshack8: 50% of fatherhood is repeating yourself. Other 50% is untangling your kid from the shirt stuck on their head cause you didn't unbutton it.