@StellaRtwot: Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe
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@Elizasoul80: [alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee.
@dafloydsta: HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever
@JaneBadall: Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus.