@TheMichaelRock: Amazon Prime is probably the least threatening of all the Transformers.
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@maebemarbles: *Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* "Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne." *Santa grows very pale*
@MissBamantha: Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase "calm down."