@ashmensch: Ambien: Remember the time we picked a fight with Gary's garden gnome, chugged a jar of mayonnaise & passed out naked in Arby's parking lot?
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@noog: Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job
@scorpicpanda: Contrary to popular belief, people will still try to talk to you if you are wearing reindeer antlers.
@Donnie_Fairburn: DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A COP Ok, now that there are definitely no cops reading this...I'm trying to find some cocaine for this weekend guys