@Brentweets: America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one.
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@adam_bloomquist: Saw a billboard that said: Don't be distracted by driving and texting. Next one said: Don't be distracted by driving and reading billboards.
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@Hobo_Splendido: The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they're so short.