@TheMichaelRock: America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes.
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@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Me: (squeezing into a gown) I'm so sick of the fashion industry. Who do you even make these clothes for? Children? Disney Store clerk: Yes.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL