@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
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@rocknthepurple: I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are "slender and agile" which pretty much rules that out.
@martinMmorrow: Am *I* rich? Ha. Well let's just say I told my Uber driver she could order something from Taco Bell too if she wanted.
@david8hughes: "You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder." "Look, I'm a lot of things--" "Are you a murderer?" [bites lower lip] "Little bit."
@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.