@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
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@brendohare: The doctors all doubted me. They all thought I couldn't do it. They said I couldn't fight them all at once and well, they were 100% right
@RamblingMachine: The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
@Pirate_nurse: It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as "the one with the tig ol biddies"...wonder what time HR gets here
@gaynorlsimpson: How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?