@Landon8426: American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took "the floor is lava" game way to seriously as kids.
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@jergarl: 87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math.
@QwertyJones3: PSYCHIC: I can see your future ME: Are you really a medium? PSYCHIC: *shows me the size on her shirt tag* ME: Medium. Son of a gun...