@nikkithecanuck: Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight.
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@16bitbulbasaur: date: i love a guy who isn't afraid to curse during sex [later] me: *yelling* avada kedavra
@rickolantern: My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
@tastefactory: Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing.
@AJemaineClement: Good one computer geniuses, you made everything "user friendly" and "intuitive" and now idiots are on the internet commenting on everything.