@lloydrang: Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight.
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@robfee: Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth ;|
@ericsshadow: My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late.
@mattgallo123: The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."