@lloydrang: Americans are just Canadians that someone fed after midnight.
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@daemonic3: [waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! "What'll it be?" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan
@SaraMansford: Sad that at 36 I have yet to experience the dirty dancing lift. If it doesn't happen by 40 I'll just start running at random strangers.
@ixix82: By 33, you'd think I'd have figured out at some point along the way where to put my arms when I sleep.