@TheOnion: Americans Celebrate 10 Millionth 'Bring Yourself To Work Day'
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@UberFacts: A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's "Baby" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days.
@Phook75: I don't ever worry about the kinda world I'm leaving my kids. They'll just leave their shit everywhere anyhow
@Tmoney68: If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.