@causticbob: Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
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@noneofyours99: That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first.
@brynnester: I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed "I am your Father" Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end
@NoogsCorner: Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East."