@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
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@KatieKatCubs: Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit.
@TheBoydP: The ruling that legal papers can now be "served" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?
@dave_cactus: [Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*