@laurenmacdonald: Americans should be asking Santa for better presidential candidates and nothing else.
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@ashley_barnhill: So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD
@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
@SwartyComedy: If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings.