@TheTweetOfGod: America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent.
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@jerm1991: Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation
@theshamingofjay: If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose "You shall not make for yourself an idol" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell
@Brocklesnitch: there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them