@TheTweetOfGod: America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent.
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@jake_likes_naps: [Ouija board in Starbucks] "Speak to me spirits" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@DannyZuker: My son's soccer coach just said, "You can't spell "triumph" without 'try,'" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever.
@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...