@Barknado69: Amoeba: dad, how was I made?
Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much
@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.
@fatherofcomedy: I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking.
@AimeeHelene1: The French cow says MEUX...
@RonanFarrow: "I'm a great listener." - The US government on a first date.
@juliussharpe: The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.