@RandomRamblr: An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician.
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@sock_holliday: When I say books rule you say shhhh Librarian:... Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: BOOKS RULE Librarian: SHHHH! Me: awwww yeaaaah
@Mikecanrant: There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling "I HAVE THE POWEEER!" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan.
@TopherKearby: Want to know what it's like to have kids? 1. Gather everything you own. 2. Throw it all on the floor. 3. Pick it up. 4. Repeat for infinity.
@catlikethiefx0: I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now.