@RandomRamblr: An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician.
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@PanicRestroom: Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
@DamienFahey: I love restaurants that have signs like "Since 1916". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist.
@Audenary: BOUNCER: Sorry, buddy - planets only. PLUTO: I'm on the list. BOUNCER: Nope. *Jurassic World walks in* PLUTO: Oh you cannot be serious.