@RandomRamblr: An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician.
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@vinfury: Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
@PhuckinCody: ME: hey did u get my letter? HER: No ME: weird, my carrier penguin should've made it by now HER: You mean carrier pigeon? ME: lol what
@RoosterMustache: Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply.