@tomhanksrva: An actual conversation between me and a girl I was "dating" in 6th grade
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@Jojo_51213: Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it
@SSDated: Me: *crawls in window* Him: What are you doing?! Me: You're my boyfriend now? Him: I'm calling the cops Me: But you retweeted me??
@sonictyrant: DOCTOR: I’m sorry but You’re not going to live through this fever. ME: oh no AND today is Saturday Doctor: please no Me: say it Doctor: *sighs* You have Saturday night fever. ME: Tell my wife that joke. Also that I love her but first that joke.