@tomhanksrva: An actual conversation between me and a girl I was "dating" in 6th grade
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@Goofpoops: Cop cars aren't very intimidating. Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat
@ArfMeasures: BULLY: lol as if you've got a date for prom ME: uh yes, actually, I have BULLY: Damn ME *confidently smooths down shirt* It's May 23rd. I'll be going alone
@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that.