@justabloodygame: An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy.
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@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too.
@3sunzzz: 5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer.