@justabloodygame: An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy.
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@lahirip: We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around
@lloydrang: "I really thought by now we'd all have robots," he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge.
@Brianhopecomedy: Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
@NewDadNotes: Me: Alexa, watch our kids. Alexa: ok. Wife: wait, really? Me: shhh, lets leave before she changes her mind!