@Piecezilla: A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!

@Sarcasticsapien: I'm starting a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined.

@BuckyIsotope: *stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*

@ipalatsky: ok children, just to recap today's lesson, let's now repeat all the words you are not supposed to say.

@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man