@curlymalloy: An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!
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@juliussharpe: Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you.
@brynnester: [Driving Lesson] "You've been learning a few weeks now" Me:Yes "Progress has been slow" Me:Yes "Perhaps it's time you sat up front with me?"