@VerifiedBakchod: "An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away" ~ Samsung
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@Ghetto_Trophy: When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad.
@liv_thatsme: We desperately need something to unite humanity. No, not love or compassion. I'm talking about a full scale alien attack.
@Lola_Areola: Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless.