@VerifiedBakchod: "An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away" ~ Samsung
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@Danny_McH2O: I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.
@T_Bonezzz: If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground
@GrandadJFreeman: *painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it.