@FormerGrunt: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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@1Happytwit: You shouldn't judge people. What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way.
@LeanneMacco: Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders.
@nattylumpo88: Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"