@FormerGrunt: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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@librarianfonz: Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for "the monthly visitor"
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@sarcasticmommy4: Before you have kids, practice yelling "GET UP NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!" & see if it's right for you.