@FormerGrunt: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory? Asking for a friend.
@shutupmikeginn: "Oh, you're left handed?" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show
@KKAlThani: I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini.