@LlamaInaTux: If dogs named famous people, we would have:
-Bark Wahlberg
-Bark Zuckerberg
-Bark Hammill
-Bark Obama
-Charles Barkley would still be Charles Barkley
@Darlainky: I'm not usually a fan of non-fiction, but this Cheesecake Factory menu is a real page turner.
@davidkenny100: Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child?
Me: yes
Later-
Date: This is..
*I knock her kid out with one punch
Me: too easy!
@skickwriter: Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook.
I know that now.
@iwearaonesie: *wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist*
"Dad are you coming too?"
Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me
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