@badbanana: If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: doctor: I’m afraid it’s bad news me: omg, me too

@daemonic3: [on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*

@enigmaticmess: I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning.

@stephenjmolloy: "It's beautiful today. Let's work outside." *5 mins later* "This was a terrible idea." *more bees disrupt the open heart surgery*