@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Hitman: Hey what's up Me: My neighbor parked in front of my house again
@danjan13: I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies.
@QwertyJones3: "What'd you do this weekend?" I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino?" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
@TheNardvark: Sorry honey, they were all out of Turnt Triscuits.
@meatgrindr: Hunger Games Synopsis Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me
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