@StoferComic: An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen...
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@badbanana: If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
@daemonic3: [on date] "I think we should take this a step farther" Actually, farther implies distance, while further is figurati- *date already left*