@facciabella: An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs.
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@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?
@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@daimonic0: If you come home n your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.