@HousewifeOfHell: An enterprising neighborhood kid started a business to fill in all those grownup coloring books for us. I feel more relaxed already.
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@AndLive2Love: If the Earth was really flat, all the cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
@fulciHugazombie: Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.
@hoedeehoe: Aliens: take us to your leader Me: ok guys listen- he's probably going to deport you but there is a small chance he'll want to marry you