@CherBear162: An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!
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@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
@DaHess1: Referring to another employee as a "gingeraffe"will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are.
@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo