@mjkspeaks: An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
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@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
@i_wasnt_looking: I can't stand fake people. Unless you're with me and we are faking that we are sober for a cop. Then you need to be Oscar winning fake.
@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.