@mjkspeaks: An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
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@icrushedmyhalo: Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
@mollzbenn: Crazy how some people consider swimming to be a sport when the only alternative to it is drowning.
@Writepop: In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants.