@mjkspeaks: An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
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@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.
@Eric_Bader: Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means.